I did not order this box of cat.
A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, “It’s very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, ‘What will be the name of our baby?’ That’ll…
i love how vague this is because it implies that what the pigeons do is too scary to write down
“we cannot bear to tell you what horrors the pigeons have wrought”